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The Plane Spotters Vocabulary! As with all groups of like-minded individuals, plane-spotters have evolved their own dictionary of words and phrases which are (almost) unique to their particular pastime. Having found a recent Air Britain discussion group exchange on the subject, which I found to be both mildly amusing and mildly informative in equal measure, I have brought together the best bits for the fellow enthusiasts entertainment and education! I gratefully acknowledge all those contributors to the original Air Britain debate for their recollections and innovations. Anyone with any additions is welcome to e-mail me with their contributions for inclusion. Words and Definitions: Anorak – a derogatory name for a plane spotter (also used for other “eccentric” hobbies, including train spotting). Some debate about the origin of the term which appears to be more involved than simply a reference to the outer garment of choice of the enthusiast! Bins – noun for binoculars. Bagged - to see an aircraft or an airframe for the first time (Also see “cop”, “made”, “pot”, & “slam” below). Blue Peter – registration seen for the second time in a day (as in “here’s one I made earlier”). Cop - to see an aircraft or an airframe for the first time. Cribber – a spotter who falsely claims to have seen an aircraft (see also “fudger” below) Drop - seen it before! (See also “dropped”, & “fumble” below). Dropped – seen it before! Frame – describes seeing an aircraft (airframe) for the first time ever (contrast with “scrape” below). Fudge – to assume a registration without seeing it. Fudger – has the same meaning as “cribber” above. Fumble - seen it before! Gen – a spotter who requires a lot of common numbers. (See also “slack gen” below”). Made - to see an aircraft or an airframe for the first time. Mis-Pole – to read-off a registration incorrectly (see “pole” below). Pole – noun for telescope. Pot – to see an aircraft or an airframe for the first time. Scrape – to see an aircraft that has already been seen as a frame, but with a new registration (from paint-scrape, indicating that all that has been seen is some new paint). Slack gen - a spotter who requires a lot of common numbers. Slam - to see an aircraft or an airframe for the first time. To Pole – i.e. to read-off registrations with a pole. Descriptive Words and Phrases: Albert – C130 (See also “Fat Albert” below). Baby bus – Airbus A318/A319. Biffo – Bristol Freighter. Bin bag – a hot-air balloon. Bomb - Boeing 707. Budgie – HS748. BUFF - Big Ugly Fat something-or-other. Can – Light aircraft. Carat – Caravelle. Cave monster – Tupolev Tu-154. Chopper – Helicopter. Crudge – Canadair Regional Jet. Crunchy - Piper PA24 Comanche. DEAP – Nimrod AEW (Double Ended Airborne P***K). Double Headed Dumper Truck – Chinook. Dragmaster - ATP. Duck - Vickers VC10. Egg whisk – Helicopter. Eric – Bristow S61. Fat Albert – C130. Five and a quarter – CitationJet (Cessna 525). Flat Iron – Javelin. FLUB (Fat, Little, Ugly, B_____r) - Boeing 737, especially earlier versions. Grey whale – Sea King (RN or RAF grey). Harley – Boeing 727. Jumbo – Boeing 747. Lap Dancer - Cessna 750 Citation X. Lump - Boeing 747. Meatbox – Meteor. Microbus - A318. Mighty Eater – Nimrod MR (re. the amount of food carried on board). Pamela – MD-90. (After the size of the engines). Pig jet – Boeing 737. Plastic Pig - Hawker Beechcraft 390. Pocket rocket – BAC 1-11. Rhino - McAir F4 Phantom. Rodent - DH121 Trident. Shed – Shorts 360. Skid-buggy - MD-80. Sled – SR-71. Slicer - Cessna 750 Citation X. SLUF - A7 Corsair Short little Ugly something-or-other. Slug - Boeing 767. Smoke Jet - Boeing 727 (Especially on take-off or approach!). SnoopDroot - Concorde. Spam Can – Light Aircraft. Spider - Tu134. Spindle – Single-engined light aircraft. Stick – Boeing 757. Super Slug - Boeing 767/4. Tardis - Any Shorts Skyvan, SD330 or SD360. Ted - A321 (As in Ted Rogers of the [in]famous "321" dusty bin show) Tin - Light Aircraft. Tin Triangle – Vulcan. Tomb – F-4 Phantom. Triangle – Flex-wing microlight. Tube – MD-80. Tube - DC8-60, especially the 63. Twin-Crunchy Piper PA30/39 Twin Comanche. Twindle – Twin-engined light aircraft. Warthog – A10 Thunderbolt. Whispering giant – Bristol Britannia. Wokka – Chinook. Womble – Embraer 170/175. (After the shape of the nose). 8000 rivets in close formation – Shackleton.
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